forever a classic
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background
stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe
okay that’s all carry on
my wayward son
there’ll be peace when you are done
lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more
Do you know how big giraffes are at birth? That’s not a baby giraffe.
That’s a baby giraffe.
I found another baby giraffe
wtf is going on in this post?
my friend and i saw that the person before us got $0.27 worth of gas??? this raises so many questions. where were they going? why did they feel the need to get such a small amount of gas?? didnt they use more gas going to the gas station than they got??? were they ok???? why???????
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
This is not a fucking joke.